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itssexualhour:

so my boyfriend and I tried roleplaying the other day and we did the whole “professor and bad student who needs to pass” thing, only he wanted to be the professor, so I had to be the horny and failing student. I’m the valedictorian of my senior class of 400 and I have a horrible phobia of flunking, so when he whispered “you’re failing my class, you naughty girl” in my ear, I started crying and we had to stop

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zubat:

Blood is thicker than water but maple syrup is thicker than blood so technically pancakes are more important than family.

thewomanfromitaly:

fightingonarrival:

*DEAD*

TOLD YELLER. knights of the told republicNO COUNTRY FOR TOLD MEN